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My Sister: We have the typical sibling crazy. Maddie’s a little high-strung, mostly because of my ask-box fics. They terrify her to no end. If you want, just ask and I’ll demonstrate. If I’m the Tweedles, she’s Dwight.
My Mom: Megan. She’s great. Puts up with the constant sibling antics between me and Maddie. I occasionally scare her with Merlie fics. It’s amusing to watch. If we continue with the above analogy, she’s Charlie. Which is odd, because she also sleeps with him on occasion.
My Kitten: Margaret’s the Kitten to my Cactus. She’s perfect so if you want to read amazing things go to her fics page. She’s like the Han of the family. She stays out of the chaos and works her magic from above. We’re going to Dalton Disney prom together, but I get the feeling Cameron may show up…
My Crazy Uncle: Jason’s like the uncle who endorses everything your parents tell you to stop doing. Really the only way to describe him. The Devil to my Walmart.
My Mother: T is Megan’s wife. Together, they manage to keep Maddie and I in check, barring involvement from the Tweedles. She’s in love with Danny. Clark gave his whole-hearted approval to ship them.
My Crazy Aunt: Julia’s… she’s like a female Jason. She exploits Maddie’s love for her frequently, often to a humorous effect. I’m still trying to figure out her fictional crush, but I am determined to prevail.
My Slightly Saner Aunt: Meg’s wonderful and very sweet. She helps T and Megan out when Maddie and I get out of hand. Which is to say, she’s always helping out.
My Half-Sister/Daughter-In-law: Ellie is Maddie’s sister. They’re really adorable and I ship them. She’s also Carey’s wife (scroll down). They’re also adorable and I ship them as well. Ellie’s wonderful and sweet and a great person to chat with. She also makes spectacular facial expressions. Ellie is married to Teresa and they are perfect and wonderful and if you hate on them I will hunt you down and hit you with a frying pan.
My Baby Sister: Bug is adorable and wonderful and possibly the cutest thing on the planet. She’s rather innocent, something I’m trying to remedy. Maddie and I frighten her when we run around the house throwing ask-box smut at each other, but we try to avoid hitting her. Honest! I didn’t mean to! IT WAS ALL THE PLOTBUNNIES I SWEAR.
My Cousin: Intan’s splendid in many ways, mostly by just existing. Part Jedi. She’s a bit of a mind reader, so try not to overload her brain. I need it to help me plot things.
My Daughter/Half-Sister-In-Law: Carey and I met through Maddie, and after talking very briefly I adopted Carey because we got along so well. Makes life interesting since she was already my half-sister’s wife, but hey. Incest is a many-splendored thing. Besides, we don’t have any straight, nonfictional straight men in the family anyways so it’s not like we’re going to be expanding anytime soon.
My Daughter: Kat is wonderful and perfect. We’re prone to talking gay at late hours of the morning and she’s a rainbow of sunshine and basically she’s awesome so go follow her.
There are others I’d put on here, but I won’t because they’re awesome and way above the caliber of my blog. (That would be Teresa, Courtney, Stephanie, and various others. Oh and if you’re one of the aforementioned writing goddesses/gods and you’re reading this, please leave because I’m blushing redder than hell right now.)